slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

(via egberts)

kidcavaller:

cries about these kids being dumb, picking fights, getting lost, losing track of time. hating each other periodically, only to end up laughing all together at the lamest joke they can pull. cries because soon after, they all grow up.

(via kennyxbuttman)

shingekinokyojinheaven:

awwww-cute:

The face she gives me when she wants to get on the couch

let her on the damn couch you monster

shingekinokyojinheaven:

awwww-cute:

The face she gives me when she wants to get on the couch

let her on the damn couch you monster

(via dutchster)

(Source: kuricon, via ruinedchildhood)

cumaddict72:

guccier:

nice url did ur mom pick it out for u

yes

(via hi)

i was crying in art class today and this girl was all “why are you crying?” and i didnt really wanna answer and we sorta know each other so i was all “why arent YOU crying?” and then she looked at me and ACTUALLY sTARTED TO CRY  I just?? wAS NOT PREPARED FOR THAT

(Source: quibbs, via hi)

rnarker:

i hate when people say “you’ve barely touched your food” like what do you want me to do stroke it 

(via dutchster)

deanwinchesterackles:

50shadesofsuperwholock:

swashbucklingsherlock:

A while ago whilst watching supernatural, I began to wonder about the burning-on-the-ceiling deaths and why on earth their stomachs bled, which then led to to the possible horrifying conclusion that the women targeted may have been pregnant at the time.

John and Mary had a baby but you never know, they could have accidentally made another

The woman who narrowly escaped this fate was part of a new family with a new baby and again there’s the possibility.

Finally there’s Jess, her and Sam would have had a sexual relationship and again there could have been a small moose growing in her tummy.

Obviously if this even a possibility the pregnancy would be just starting and unknown to the mother and father, but it would explain the whole bloody stomach thing

Or this may just be me putting more pain into an already painful situation

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Okay but what if Sam thought of that too.

(via the-blood-in-your-lungs)

gorrgon:

for a person who isn’t exclusively attracted to people of the same gender I sure do say im gay a lot

(via clannyphantom)

rusr:

when you get mad at the wrong person & they get mad back

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(Source: rowrz, via hi)

fuckshitpissdick:

:(

jaclcfrost:

i can’t even appreciate the beauty of the sunrise after staying up all night because it’s just like. fuck. there it is. there’s the sun. i fucked up. why am i laughing. nothing is funny. the sun is there and it’s harshly reprimanding me for being awake all night. “this is the life you’ve chosen for yourself fucker” it says. i’m not laughing. i’m crying. there’s the fucking sun

(Source: jaclcfrost, via luna-miles)